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lily. female. (✿◠‿◠)

gryffindor. tribute. nerdfighter. whovian. starkid. shadowhunter. young blood. house targaryen. gleek. true alpha. dauntless. consulting detective. avenger. hooded figure. demon hunter. fannibal. briarcliff patient. pretty little liar. demigod.

writer. reader. musician. insomniac.

welcome to my head.


everyone hates teen wolf until they start watching teen wolf

"Can you caption what they were thinking in these photos?"


i have two moods fuck you and whats for dinner


Its ok if you dont laugh at my jokes cause ill laugh enough for the both of us


remember the three R’s

  1. reduce reblog my selfie
  2. reuse reblog my selfie
  3. recycle reblog my selfie




#idris is like don’t lie white boy whose name i forget


my tumblr clique is just me


"The acting is what I got trained to do, but [interviews and press] is something quite different. Hopefully the experience of filming has made me more professional, it’s made me more ready for the rest of my career. It seems like everything I’m doing at the moment is for the first time, so there’s a lot to take on. But at the same time, I still wake up every day, have my cup of tea.”


remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

My skin has turned to porcelain, to ivory, to steel.

(Isaac and Gus are just casually playing video games)
(Gus whips out a cigarette)
Isaac: Dude, you smoke in the house my mom will be pissed. She's afraid I might get cancer or something. (smirks at his own joke)
Gus: I'm not lighting it.
Isaac: What?
Gus: It's a metaphor.
Isaac: Oh God, not this again. (Pauses game) Can't you just write poetry like a normal pretentious teen.
Gus: I can't write.
Isaac: That's probably for the best, actually.
Gus: Can you unpause the game?
Isaac: Will you tell me what the oh so beautiful metaphor is.
Gus: You put the thing that can kill you between your lips, but you never light it. You never give it the power to kill you.
Isaac: Do you just keep a notepad next to you while you watch Soap Operas, or are you too busy jacking off to them.
Gus: This is a good metaphor!
Isaac: Like that one about crushing all flowers because they look as beautiful dead as alive?
Gus: I-
Isaac: Or when you walked around wearing a sock on your head to prove that the reverse works as well?
Gus: Well-
Isaac: Or that one time-
Gus: Would you just let me do my freaking metaphors?
(Isaac smirks and turns back to the game)
Isaac: Well, I guess if you want to put a fag between your lips, that's your business. No judgment.
(Gus throws a pillow at Isaac, and they both laugh and resume the game)



french people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast

this pun was wasted on you all